Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! The “fat guy in a little coat” is now literally on a gold bar.

Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1/100 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Dimensions: 15 mm (L) x 8.5 mm (W) x .05 mm (H)

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow 4 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.